I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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