Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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