id be glad to
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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