My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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