Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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