just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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