Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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