I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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