My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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