i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
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I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize