I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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