kristin has been a bad kristin
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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