dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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