Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You should frame my arrest warrant.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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