If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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