how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
there is glitter all over my balls
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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