I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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