from now on my penis is your penis
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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