I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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