You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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