he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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