I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Randomize