doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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