Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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where does the pee come out of this thing
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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