is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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