guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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