omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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