You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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