He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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