Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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