Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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