I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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