Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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