I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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