is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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