i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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