I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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