apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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