I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I am midnight drunk by noon
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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