singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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