does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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