the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
No subtext here. People are naked.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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