this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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