what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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