Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
These tits shall not be calmed
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