Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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