I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she smelled like a LAN party
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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