Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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