wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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