I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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